Greatest pick up of all time
i wish all guys looked like this
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
If anyone ever held me like this and asked me to stay I would cry. Physical appreciation, you’re doing it right.
I would give just about anything right now to know what this feels like.
I would give anything to be doing this
oh wow her face <3