keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

jasmine-blu:

i wish all guys looked like this

jasmine-blu:

i wish all guys looked like this

*she

*she

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

findinnerpeace:

If anyone ever held me like this and asked me to stay I would cry. Physical appreciation, you’re doing it right.

findinnerpeace:

If anyone ever held me like this and asked me to stay I would cry. Physical appreciation, you’re doing it right.

drawn-by-impulse:

lettherebedave:

touchmeslowly:

I would give just about anything right now to know what this feels like.

I would give anything to be doing this

oh wow her face <3

drawn-by-impulse:

lettherebedave:

touchmeslowly:

I would give just about anything right now to know what this feels like.

I would give anything to be doing this

oh wow her face <3